Communications

Communications are a whole different world over here. The things we are used to simply do not work the same. For instance, when you move into a new place back in the states, you call all of your utilities and arrange to get everything turned on and it just happens. It really doesn't matter what it is, cable, telephone, Internet, whatever. Well, it doesn't quite work that way here.

First I'll talk about internet access. The country is basically wireless, hard wire connections in private homes are not usual. There is no cable modem option nor a DSL option as we would think of it. You basically go to the mall and buy what is referred to as a wireless stick. There are tons of companies selling them unlike the very limited options back home. So you buy a stick that will work with your computer, easier said then done. We have Macs, so our journey to find the stick was a 3 hour adventure at several stores over several miles. But unlike the states, the person who was selling us the service, does not sell the stick. He sells you the sim card in the stick. But because we had so much trouble finding something, he literally left his kiosk, put us in his car, drove us across town (we'll talk about driving another time) and went with us until we found one that worked and then made sure it worked before it even left the store. Talk about customer service! Service is monthly, no contracts, and your sim card has to be recharged by taking it out of your stick and putting it in your phone, then dialing a number. As far as cost, the sticks cost anywhere from 150-300 dollars US. The monthly charge for unlimited connectivity is a little more than $100 a month. Now getting signal is another issue. Sometimes the signal is great and at other times an exercise in frustration. So that said, things that take a lot of bandwidth, say downloading music can take literally an hour or so for a single song. Skype sometimes works great and other times disconnects after a minute or so. <> We are thinking about getting a DSL line for home which moves at the lighting fast speed of 256k, and that is the best speed, so we can hook up the Vonage line. This will be another adventure but since our e-box with our phone in it is not yet here, no worries.

OK, on to phones. Everyone uses an international cell phone. Again, no contracts and it has to be re-upped on a monthly basis the same way as the stick. If you don't re-up within the month, your phone number changes. Trust me, those dates are circled red on the calendar. There is no charge for anything incoming only for outgoing so everyone tries to get eveyone else to call. However text messaging is free so guess what you all do. The phones look and act NOTHING like phones at home do. Learning how to use the phone is another task. You better not forget your number because there is no personal page, after all your number could change next week if you forget to pay. Boys and girls communicate in public places by turning on the Bluetooth to discoverable and communicate sub-rosa. That's how you get introduced to someone you don't know, they accept the Bluetooth signal. It is really hard for single locals to communicate so you see cell phones out in public places all the time. Cell phones are usually pretty solid as far as communicating and rarely do I ever see a dropped call except when I m calling someplace remote like Laos. That call was a little tricky. Why would I be calling Laos? Another post, another day folks.

Land lines do not exist as we know them. We have a phone in our villa but it can only be used for local calls. There is no long distance service. And you cannot call us direct, you would have to go through a switchboard and ask for us specifically by name or villa number. By the way, you have to use David's name as my name appears nowhere in the paperwork. At work we use only IP phones, thank heaven for Cisco. My work phone is set for international calling, but I do have to use a PIN number to activate long distance every time I use it for that purpose. I've gotten to be an expert at country codes and connectivity. The first few calls were a little rough, trying to navigate the system. As an added bonus there is no voicemail here, because after all, your phone number could change. As irritating as voice mail might be, it does beat not having it at all. Phones simply ring forever. They don't even time out or give you a little message. Not a thing. The phone book has no addresses in it and really is only like our yellow pages, no individuals at all, because they all use cells. Tracking down a number is impossible unless you know the person or know someone who knows him. There is information but they really don't speak English all that well so maybe you get the right number, maybe not.

Television is yet another topic. It is all satellite televison but not quite the same. First of all it is very expensive. It's about $500 US for them to do an install. Then you have to contract for either 6 or 12 months and pay it all up front, again several hundred dollars. Basic satellite comes with your house. The stations you get are not the same as the person right next door gets. It seems to depend on what satellite they hook up on the roof, and the roof is covered with dishes. NO there is no cable at all. Our basic cable gets CNN, AL Jazeera and BBC news and something called SkyNews out of Dubai. There is no such thing as local news. Then there are about 4- 5 Arabic stations including talk, drama and religious content. There are another 3-4 French stations and the best movie station is the French one with subtitles in Arabic, dang. There are a ton of sport stations but again, a little different. One is soccer all day, one is extreme sports and one seems to be equestrian events and the other drifts between rugby and cricket. Some folks get the miltary station which gets American sports, we don't. There are a couple of Asian stations. The remaining few stations are English with Arabic subtitles. Home makeovers, old American series and movies you have never heard of before make up the bulk of those stations along with Tyra, Oprah and Dr. Phil. Rght now the only thing even remotely current is Burn Notice, which I at least like. We have been trying to follow John Admas on HBO, no we don't get HBO, we just get that mini-series on one of the stations. I do watch Good Morning America before I go to work, but it is the broadcast you got yesterday. Well, day old news is better than none at all. There is no need for the weather channel. It's pretty much 90 during the day and 75 at night every single day. All of the weather is international so if you ever want to know if it's going to rain in Paris or be cloudy in Johannesburg, I'm your girl.

Last but not least is the mail. Again, we can receive no mail at our home. Mail must be sent to my office and the guy only checks the post office box once a week. Seriously, once a week and over 200 people work in this building. On the up side, there is no junk mail problem here. If I want to mail something I give it to the mail guy and hope it gets mailed. I have not been brave enough for that yet. There are no street numbers anywhere. If you get mail, it is at a box. I have seen a UPS store, apparently brown does go everywhere you want to go. I'll talk about the lack of house or building numbers later when I talk about getting around and transporation.